A's tips, how to "irritate" other drivers

1. Always make eye contact. No matter how you are trying to annoy the person you must always look at the target.
2. Turn up the music. Turn up your music full blast and open the windows. Electronic and Metal music work blast.
3. Be indecisive. Make it like you don't know where you're going. Switch lanes often with not passing any one. Make it like you're going to get off a ramp, but then change your mind. The other drivers will be confused and get really mad.
4. Pretend text. Have your head down but your eyes on the road. People will complain about your driving skills even though you're not doing anything wrong.
5. Be extremely slow in town areas. If a speed limit sign says 25 then go 15.
6. And don't forget drop stuff out your windows. Pick up a bunch of sticks that look like pretzels and discreetly drop them out your window.

Songs listened to while writing this: random 80's junk.